Guantanamo Gotcha!

AH HA – Headline in the BBC. “Guantanamo manual leaked on web!”

Directions on how to remove fingernails without hurting your own eardrums to follow!

Not.
While the manual gives precise instructions on how to deal with prisoners and handle the camp, this is the worst the press could come up with:

The document prohibits abuse or corporal punishment but says new detainees should be held in near isolation for their first two weeks.

We knew it all it along.