In many ways Press Secretaries are my heroes. They bob, they weave, they dance, they know everything, they keep their cool under pressure etc etc.
Ok – not all Press Secretaries are my heroes, but I now have new one to add to the Ari Fleischer/Tony Snow collection.
Listen to her response to Helen Thomas yesterday.
Q Why should we depend on him?
MS. PERINO: Because he is the commander on the ground, Helen. He’s the one who is making sure that the situation is moving —
Q You mean how many more people we kill?
MS. PERINO: Helen, I find it really unfortunate that you use your front row position, bestowed upon you by your colleagues, to make such statements. This is a — it is an honor and a privilege to be in the briefing room, and to suggest that we, at the United States, are killing innocent people is just absurd and very offensive.
Q Do you know how many we have since the start of this war?
MS. PERINO: How many — we are going after the enemy, Helen. To the extent that any innocent Iraqis have been killed, we have expressed regret for it.
Q Oh, regret. It doesn’t bring back a life.
MS. PERINO: Helen, we are in a war zone, and our military works extremely hard to make sure that everyone has the opportunity for liberty and freedom and democracy, and that is exactly what they are doing.
I’m going to move on.
(copied directly from Kathyrn Jean Lopez of the Corner.)
I’m going to need her autograph!